Friday, August 14, 2009

Larry the Cable Guy-Words of Wisdom

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
5. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.
6. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
7. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
8. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
9. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
10. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
11. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
12. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
13. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
14. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
15. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
16. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

Just thought we should end the week with some funny thoughts. Hope everyone has a great weekend!



Anonymous said...

I love number 15! I'm going to have to use that on my husband sometime. Stopping by to give you a big welcome to the SITStahood. We are so glad to have you and look forward to seeing you around!

VICKI IN AZ said...

These are fantastic I read them to Jared!!
♥ U.

Mercedes said...

Yes I am on the floor!
Welcome to SITS! We are excited to have you!

Mandy said...

That gave me a smile today.:)I'm with the "Welcome Wagon" with The Secret is in the Sauce and we just want you to know how happy we are that you joined us! Welcome, welcome! You'll love our crazy, fun group!:)

Jen said...

This was great. I loved it. Thanks for the laugh.

Stopped over from SITS to say hi and welcome.